Yes, I actually bought this domain.
No, I will not be apologizing.
Q: Why does this exist?
A group chat went too far. My credit card was too close. The .hair TLD was too real.
Q: What does this website do?
It does exactly what you're looking at. Nothing more. Nothing less. Peak internet.
Q: Can I buy this domain from you?
Absolutely not. This is my family heirloom now.